7 previously unsubtitled Lord of the Rings conversations

1. Gandalf isn’t in the best of moods after being stuck up Isengard for 3 months

2. Crebain are pretty bitchy, even for evil crows

crebain smaller

3. If only Gandalf spoke Balrog

4. Five weeks in and Treebeard’s hobbit-eating tree is struggling with the 5:2 diet

5. The Ents are faring better on Dukan

6. Shadowfax is fit. Shadowfax knows it



7. Sauron finally realises what’s been going on for the last three films




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