Fancy a 4 minute summary of this year’s Tory Party Conference?

Then look no further than the new single from that most infamous of free market apologists, Britney Spears.

I’m as horrified as you are. As someone who has spent countless hours miming along to the I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman hitmaker’s considerable back-catalogue, it brings me no great pleasure to acknowledge Britney’s apparent support for this government’s self-defeating austerity regime and draconian workfare measures.

Okay, so it maybe gives me some slight pleasure.

On a different but no less important note, Britney – this isn’t exactly another Gimme More. 6/10. I’ll be expecting more from your album (though not from David Cameron, alas).


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